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When I took the towel out of my hair yesterday morning this is what was underneath. Don’t ever forget to condition.
When I took the towel out of my hair yesterday morning this is what was underneath. Don’t ever forget to condition.
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Jun
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Jun
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All day I haven’t been able to stop saying “evil, evil, impolite and evil.”
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Jun
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Jun
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Huh?

Just saw a Pop-Tarts ad that says there are “endless possibilities of Kellogg’s Pop Tarts.” The possibilities explored are making an ice cream sandwich with them or putting a Pop Tart on a stick.

Endless.

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Jun
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If you haven’t seen this movie, tune in to Comedy Central at 10pm Chicago time on Saturday night. I most definitely will, because a) I love watching teeveed movies of films I already own and 2) I WENT TO THE CHICAGO PREMIERE OF THIS MOVIE BY MYSELF AND GOT TO SEE SOME STARS.
(And, D) if you don’t love Jerri Blank, YOU NEED TO.)
(XIIV: Comedy Central is playing Strangers with Candy reruns all weekend.)

If you haven’t seen this movie, tune in to Comedy Central at 10pm Chicago time on Saturday night. I most definitely will, because a) I love watching teeveed movies of films I already own and 2) I WENT TO THE CHICAGO PREMIERE OF THIS MOVIE BY MYSELF AND GOT TO SEE SOME STARS.

(And, D) if you don’t love Jerri Blank, YOU NEED TO.)

(XIIV: Comedy Central is playing Strangers with Candy reruns all weekend.)

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Jun
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Seen on the results page for this image search.
Which I was doing for a legitimate graduate school project.

Seen on the results page for this image search.

Which I was doing for a legitimate graduate school project.

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Jun
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LISTEN, I think King of Queens is funny.

I feel a lot better now that I’ve told you guys that. I just kind of like Kevin James.
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thedayhascome:

Filet o’ Fish Rap

Fish in the toilet, I’m taking a crap. Fish in an Abraham Lincoln Hat.

“Fish in a Snuggie, fish with a gnome.” DIED.

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